Everything you need to know about Zombies and how to survive a zombie apocalypse:

Imagine one day you wake up, reach for the alarm clock, get out of bed as usual. You go to bathroom, get all your stuff together and ready to go to work. You get in your car, turn on the radio, usually the FM1 plays your favorite country song but today it is all fuzzy. You drive up out of your neighborhood, and you see absolutely no one. Strange! You know what’s more strange? That you see your neighbor Rob eating the arm of another neighbor John on the grass. Now, you have absolutely lost your mind and don’t know what is going on. Congratulations, welcome to the zombie apocalypse! However, this is not necessarily the end of the world (I mean, sort of) if you know what and how to survive the apocalypse, and hopefully, you will make it out alive!

Here is the ultimate survival guide, presented by Stephanie, the three-times zombie apocalypse survivor:

“Hi guys, welcome to the D-day! I will show you a few advice, extremely important, so that you will have the best preparation for what lies ahead:

Advice 1: Learn some basic moves to easily take down a zombie

Remember that you are faster than most of them out there. Don’t try to kill all of them, but make sure you know how to if you are in danger. I suggest going on Youtube and look at tutorial videos. They will show you some very basic moves such as kick, or punch but these are very crucial moves when it comes to fighting. In the worse case, use a gun.

Advice 2: Make sure you have enough food, water and basic supplies in your house

• Trust me, it is probably not the best idea to wander around the street looking for some milk during these days. Before you know what is going on, you already lost your arm.

Advice 3: Look out for other survivors

• As we have learnt from Rick Grimes, it is good to trust people, but not trusting is better. This is not the world you know anymore. This place has become Hell, literally. People are going to kill each other to survive. Therefore, I recommend you trust only yourself and your family.

• However, it is a good idea to unite some people you know that are still alive to look out for each other. This will increase your chance of increasing your friendships because you will get to kill zombies with your best friends (How awesome is that!)

Advice 4: Be brave

• Of course you are thinking “Come on Stephanie, of course we have to be brave, we are in a zombie apocalypse”. Well, that is for sure. But by being brave I mean, there will be moments where you will have to be decisive. Put yourself first, everyone’s for themselves now. Would you rather live or would you rather sacrifice and be eaten by 10000 zombies at once?

I wish you all good luck, and may the force be with you!"

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